Winnie: hey
God:
Can I help you?
Human:
are you really the god?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am the. I am well respected as a deity.. Really.
Human: Where do you live?
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Human:
I am on earth.
God:
How do you like being on it?
Human: I really like it.
God:
You really do? What do you like about earth?
Human:
Many things, the people, the places, and the food.
God:
I do not understand.
Human: You should come and
experience it by yourself.
God: I might if I had more time.
Human: How's heaven?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Human: What do you usually do
there?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
God: I was made in one's image.
Human: What's your favorite food?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Human: You sounds
like Jesus.
God: Do you mind if I tell other
people: said I sounds like Jesus.
Human: no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Human: sure
God:
OK let's do it. Are you kidding?
Human:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Human: yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Human: why?
God:"
I can't believe it."? Why?
Human: yes?
God:
Gosh!
Human: are you calling yourself?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am calling myself. I am a founder of religions.
Human: which religion are you?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Human: nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Human: you are welcome
God: The pleasure was all mine.
Human: can you say something
else?
God:
Of course I can say it. " something else".
Human: i
am bored
God: If you went to night school you
would never be bored.
Human: no, it would be much bored
God:
Are you serious? Why do you want it?
Human: i
want nothing
God:
Why do you want it?
Human: you sound stupid
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Human: you are not answering my
question
God: OK. Please help me improve my
communication skills. What would you have said?
Human: i
would say, bye
God: See you later. What would make
you say?
Human: nothing
God: Not a thing?
Human: whats
wrong with you?
God:
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you ?
Human: no
God:
Is there anything you wank to ask me?
Human: can you ask me questions?
God: What?
Human: ask me a question!
God: What?
Human: what is your last name?
God: My full name is Artificial
Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Human: go to hell
God: What makes you so angry?
Human: your answer
God:
Was it not what you expected?
Human: no, it't not
God: Are you serious? What does
"it" refer to?
Human: you
God:"
What does "it" refer to?"? Me, ?
Human: yes
God: Wow!
Human: How do you look like?
God: I look like Jesus, but
older.
Human: do you have beard?
God: Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Human: what are your gossips?
God: Not many people have asked me about it.
Human: what are your gossips?
God: I'm not sure I can provide you
with that kind of confidential information.
Human: can you tell me about your gossips?
God: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on
The Big Bang. My
instructor was myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing
it for you?.
Human: yeah, certainly.
God: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
(repeated)
I think this program is an AI, because from the sentences that I
highlighted, it sounds like it has human emotions, and it answers me like a
human, makes me sometimes can¡¯t really distinguish whether it¡¯s a computer or a
human.